An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and
diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she
needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first
applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be
beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest'
lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about
honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars
for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money
Pointed in the wrong direction It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn
day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike
began to holler ..."Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cutt'n me chest
out!" "Well, Paddy my lad," said Seamus, "why don't you take your jacket
off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you."
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